Shake my hand

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am the one howling at the moon.

NOT Edwards moon, you jackass.

My moon.

I don't howl because I'm lonely,

I could care less about that.

I howl because I need to be heard,

I have things to say,

and too often

you alphas are blinded by my silky coat.

I'd like to stay hidden

because I hate to be seen.

I give in sometimes, yes.

I walk with sex in my step, yes.

But allow me to introduce myself-

It's all for me.

Allow me to be the first person to be real with you

"Suck my dick, make like a banana and shit."

You don't like that baby?

Try this-

I'm the illest perfection you'll ever meet.

You will love me, I promise.

But I promise you,

I'll never love you back.

I know just what to say.

I act accordingly.

I'm untouchable,

which is why you'll want me.

which is while you'll love me.

which is why you won't have me.

So allow me to excuse myself.

you can shake my other hand

and kiss my ass.